Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
KIN HUBBARDBargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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