Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
KIN HUBBARDBargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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