It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
KIN HUBBARDBargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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