When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
KIN HUBBARDBargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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