Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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