A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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