Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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