Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘My wife makes a delicious cake’ to some hooker?
JOAN RIVERSThe fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are ‘age appropriate.’ For me that would be a shroud.
More Joan Rivers Quotes
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You know it’s time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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You know you’re getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
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I was so ugly that my parents sent my picture to ‘ripley’s believe it or not’ – they sent it back and said, “we don’t believe it.”
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If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn’t scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.
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I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
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Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn’t remember the lines.
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To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
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On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.
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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.
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Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘My wife makes a delicious cake’ to some hooker?
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Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.
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Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
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