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My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.

Joan Rivers

My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.
JOAN RIVERS

Children Early Memories Myself Parents
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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Eat Food Yourself
I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.
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Born Myself Room
Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up – and gay men should stand up at least halfway.
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Believe Fashion Myself Respect Woman
On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.
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Daughter Down And Mother
If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn’t scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.
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Believe Greatness Marriage People Scare
Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn’t remember the lines.
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Forget Herself Movie Remember Role
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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Bed Hate Myself Start Yourself
My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, “Why can’t you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can’t you be like your cousin Shelia?” Shelia had died at birth.
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Born Death Funny Hate Myself Parents
A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year – and has yet to receive a Mother’s Day card from one of them.
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Animal Born Mom Oneself
If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor.
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Funny God Himself
You know you’re getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
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Deep Fun Funny Old Work Yourself
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
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Funny Happiness Key Life Money People
When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn’t wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.
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Change Decision Himself Husband Marriage Mindset Myself
A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don’t want to go through menopause again.
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Dog Funny Study Young
Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.
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Husband Love Myself Pain Sex Tough Wild

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