You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
GEORGE BURNSBe quick to learn and wise to know.
More George Burns Quotes
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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