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Be quick to learn and wise to know.

George Burns

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Bed Make Money Stay
If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
GEORGE BURNS

And Bad Enough Good IT Pay Script
Be quick to learn and wise to know.
GEORGE BURNS

Be Know Learn Quick Wise
I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Please Simple
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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Down Finally First Forget Name Net Pull Zipper
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Down Else Get Stoop While Wonder
This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Book Guy Raed Sixth Two Written
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Boy Dead Only Sea Sick
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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Ask Avoid Important Longevity Most Say Single Tension
I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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Age Cigar Holder Just Now Put Thrill
At my age flowers scare me.
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Age At Flower My Scare
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Fake Got Honesty Important Made Most Thing
I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Access Failure Hate Rather Something
If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Age Die Few Got Hundred Made One Past People Very
You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Get Help Old Older
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Age No Out Women Worth

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