I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
GEORGE BURNSBe quick to learn and wise to know.
More George Burns Quotes
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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