You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GEORGE BURNSBe quick to learn and wise to know.
More George Burns Quotes
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At my age flowers scare me.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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