When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
GEORGE BURNSIf you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
More George Burns Quotes
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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