First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
GEORGE BURNSIf you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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