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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.

George Burns

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Act Fake God Honesty Inside
How can I die? I’m booked.
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Book Die How
This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Book Guy Raed Sixth Two Written
If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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And Bad Enough Good IT Pay Script
I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Because Future Go Life Look Rest Spend
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Bad Cigar Depend Good Handle Happiness Much Woman
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Came Down Everything Goes Time Up When
You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Get Help Old Older
Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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Be Know Learn Quick Wise
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Boy Dead Only Sea Sick
I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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Believe Besides Book Die Down Exist New Now
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Begining Close End Good Have Possible Secret Together
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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Better Failure Hate Honesty Something Success
It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Anywhere Eight Good Here Ninty
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Age No Out Women Worth
It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Aur Change Clean Dirty Hard Remember These Used

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.

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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.

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