Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
GEORGE BURNSThis is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
More George Burns Quotes
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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