I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
GEORGE BURNSThis is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
More George Burns Quotes
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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