I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
GEORGE BURNSRetirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
More George Burns Quotes
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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