I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
GEORGE BURNSRetirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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