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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Anywhere Eight Good Here Ninty
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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Down Finally First Forget Name Net Pull Zipper
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Begining Close End Good Have Possible Secret Together
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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All Bad Country Cut Hair Know People Run Taxicab Too
Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Here Nice
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Bad Busy Country Cut Drive Hair Know People Run Taxicab
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Boy Dead Only Sea Sick
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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One Spent Sunday Town Year
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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