I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
GEORGE BURNSYou’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
More George Burns Quotes
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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