The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GEORGE BURNSToo bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
More George Burns Quotes
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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