I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
GEORGE BURNSToo bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
More George Burns Quotes
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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