I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
GEORGE BURNSToo bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
More George Burns Quotes
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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