You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GEORGE BURNSToo bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
More George Burns Quotes
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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