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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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