If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
GEORGE BURNSHow can I die? I’m booked.
More George Burns Quotes
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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