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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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