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How can I die? I’m booked.

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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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