First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
GEORGE BURNSIt’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
More George Burns Quotes
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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