The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GEORGE BURNSIt’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
More George Burns Quotes
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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