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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.

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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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