I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
GEORGE BURNSIt’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
More George Burns Quotes
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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