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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.

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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Because Future Go Life Look Rest Spend
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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