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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.

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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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And Bad Enough Good IT Pay Script
I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Please Simple
If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Anywhere Eight Good Here Ninty
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Boy Dead Only Sea Sick
I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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Afford Die Lose Money Much Too
Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Here Nice
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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Drink Drunk Fourteenth Remember Take Thirteen Trouble

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