It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
GEORGE BURNSNice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
More George Burns Quotes
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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