If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
GEORGE BURNSI look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
More George Burns Quotes
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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