I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
GEORGE BURNSI look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
More George Burns Quotes
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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