I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
GEORGE BURNSI look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
More George Burns Quotes
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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