If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
FRANK ZAPPANobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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