There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
FRANK ZAPPANobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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One and one is eleven.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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