The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
FRANK ZAPPANobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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One and one is eleven.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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