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Frank Zappa

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
FRANK ZAPPA

Judgment Knowledge Ugly
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library

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