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Frank Zappa

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim

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