Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
FRANK ZAPPAThere are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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One size does not fit all.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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