The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPAThere are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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