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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?

Frank Zappa

To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power

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