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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?

Frank Zappa

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
FRANK ZAPPA

Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom

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