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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?

Frank Zappa

Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim

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