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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?

Frank Zappa

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher

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