I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPAA composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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One size does not fit all.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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