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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.

Frank Zappa

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon

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