We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
FRANK ZAPPAThe first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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One and one is eleven.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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