I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
FRANK ZAPPAThe first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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One size does not fit all.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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One and one is eleven.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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