The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
FRANK ZAPPAThe first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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One and one is eleven.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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