If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
FRANK ZAPPAThe first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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