Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
FRANK ZAPPAWithout music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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One and one is eleven.
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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