There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
FRANK ZAPPAWithout music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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