If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
FRANK ZAPPAWithout music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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