Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
FRANK ZAPPAYou can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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