A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
FRANK ZAPPAYou can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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