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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.

Frank Zappa

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly

You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.

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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.

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