The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
FRANK ZAPPAYou can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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