If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
FRANK ZAPPACensoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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So many books, so little time.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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