I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
FRAN LEBOWITZNo animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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