Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
FRAN LEBOWITZNo animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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