You’re only as good as your last haircut.
FRAN LEBOWITZNo animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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