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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?

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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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Adulthood Anyone Child Children Happen never Smart Wonder
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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