I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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