My favorite animal is steak.
FRAN LEBOWITZThe telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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