The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
FRAN LEBOWITZThe telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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