I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
FRAN LEBOWITZThe telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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