My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
BOB SAGETNobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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