I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
BOB SAGETNobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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