25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
BOB SAGETMy haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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