If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
BOB SAGETMy haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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