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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.

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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious

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