It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
BOB HOPEPersonally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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