black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.

Bob Hope

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Humorous
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
BOB HOPE

Bombers Bombs Hell
Lots of travel, away from home.
BOB HOPE

Away From Home Line One
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
BOB HOPE

Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
BOB HOPE

Acting Funny President
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
BOB HOPE

Aspirin Firm Print Times
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
BOB HOPE

Country Littles People Promise Way
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
BOB HOPE

Country Good Line Look One
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
BOB HOPE

Comedy Kids Wonderful
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
BOB HOPE

Extra Pages Personally Turning
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
BOB HOPE

Bars Golf Hotter Play
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
BOB HOPE

Best Friend Talking Tire
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
BOB HOPE

Braves Family Kid Players
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
BOB HOPE

Dieting Golf Loss Weight
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
BOB HOPE

Golf Painting President
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
BOB HOPE

England Funny Humorous Performance

Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Bob Hope Quotes