You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
BOB HOPECelebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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