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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.

Bob Hope

Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving

Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.

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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.

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