A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
BOB HOPECelebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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