I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
BOB HOPECelebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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