On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
BOB HOPECelebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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