I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
BOB HOPECelebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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