I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
BOB HOPECelebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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