I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
BOB HOPECelebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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