Lots of travel, away from home.
BOB HOPEA Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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