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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Bob Hope

We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
BOB HOPE

Able Although Country Lost Reservation
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
BOB HOPE

Boxes Entertainment Television
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
BOB HOPE

Dieting Golf Loss Weight

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

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