I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
BOB HOPEA Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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