The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
BOB HOPEA Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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