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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.

Bob Hope

Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old

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