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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.

Bob Hope

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles

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