I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
BOB HOPEThe high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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