We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
BOB HOPEThe high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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