A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
BOB HOPEThe high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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