A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
BOB HOPEThe high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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