Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
BOB HOPEThe high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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