You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
BOB HOPEThe high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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