We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
BOB HOPEThe high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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