It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
BOB HOPEThe stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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