I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
BOB HOPEThe stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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