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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.

Bob Hope

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.

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