Please don’t stand up on my account.
BOB HOPEI have too much money invested in sweaters.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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