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Bob Hope

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People

I have too much money invested in sweaters.

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