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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.

Bob Hope

Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State

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