I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
BOB HOPEIt’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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