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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.

Bob Hope

If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous

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