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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.

Bob Hope

Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight

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