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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.

Bob Hope

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
BOB HOPE

Funny Hope Love
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris

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