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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!

Bob Hope

One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor

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