The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
BOB HOPECongratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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