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Bob Hope

Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table

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