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Bob Hope

The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
BOB HOPE

Bombers Bombs Hell
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
BOB HOPE

Funny Hope Inspirational Sports

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