One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
BOB HOPEPeople who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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