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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Bob Hope

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

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