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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Bob Hope

I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

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