US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
BOB HOPEPeople who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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