I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
BOB HOPEPeople who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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