For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
BOB HOPECypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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