Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
BOB HOPECypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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