America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
BOB HOPECypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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