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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

Bob Hope

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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