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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

Bob Hope

A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People

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