People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
BOB HOPECypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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