When you get over 95, every day is your day.
BOB HOPECypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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