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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

Bob Hope

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

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