I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
BOB HOPECypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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