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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

Bob Hope

I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
BOB HOPE

Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
BOB HOPE

Addresses Government Perfect Return
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
BOB HOPE

Drinking Night Suffering
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
BOB HOPE

Food Funny Humorous
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
BOB HOPE

Balls Golf Play
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
BOB HOPE

Caddies Golf Lying

Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

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