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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.

Bob Hope

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
BOB HOPE

Comedy Funny Marriage Two
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping

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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.

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