Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
BOB HOPEYou can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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