Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
BOB HOPEYou can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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