It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
BOB HOPEYou can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
More Bob Hope Quotes
-
-
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
BOB HOPE -
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
BOB HOPE -
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
BOB HOPE -
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
BOB HOPE -
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
BOB HOPE -
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
BOB HOPE -
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
BOB HOPE -
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
BOB HOPE -
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
BOB HOPE -
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
BOB HOPE -
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
BOB HOPE -
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
BOB HOPE -
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
BOB HOPE -
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
BOB HOPE -
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
BOB HOPE