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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.

Bob Hope

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching

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