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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.

Bob Hope

She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter

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