I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
BOB HOPEYou can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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