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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.

Bob Hope

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
BOB HOPE

Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying

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