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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.

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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players

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