I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
BOB HOPEYou can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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