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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.

Bob Hope

One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping

Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.

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