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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.

Bob Hope

If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf

Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.

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