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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.

Bob Hope

It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas

Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.

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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.

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