A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
BOB HOPESure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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