I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
BOB HOPESure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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