The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
BOB HOPESure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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