You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
BOB HOPEYou could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
BOB HOPEI feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
BOB HOPEWhen we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
BOB HOPEWe had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
BOB HOPEIt’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
BOB HOPEI was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
BOB HOPEDid you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
BOB HOPEHappiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
BOB HOPEIt’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
BOB HOPEWe didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
BOB HOPEMost of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
BOB HOPEI’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
BOB HOPEI’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
BOB HOPEBe happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
BOB HOPEThe high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
BOB HOPEDying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
BOB HOPE