The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
BOB HOPEThe high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
BOB HOPEBing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
BOB HOPEThe best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
BOB HOPEThe only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
BOB HOPEI’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
BOB HOPEThe firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
BOB HOPEI don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
BOB HOPEIt’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
BOB HOPEThe Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
BOB HOPEFor the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
BOB HOPEShe spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
BOB HOPEHappiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
BOB HOPEA sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
BOB HOPEKids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
BOB HOPEI love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
BOB HOPEYou know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
BOB HOPE