Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
BOB HOPEOut here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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