I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
BOB HOPEOut here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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