I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
BOB HOPEMy next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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