Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
BOB HOPEMy next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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