One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
BOB HOPEMy next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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