I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
BOB HOPEMy next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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