President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
BOB HOPEMy next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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