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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.

Bill Watterson

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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Accomplish Funny Life Motivational Nothing
Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Demand Ecstasy Enough
There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Fully Great Minded Potential
Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
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Dad Mom Peas Plan Sorry
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Refuse Wonder World
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Fun Real Smug Wisely
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Disappointment Friendship Harder Swearing
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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Built Character Regretted
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Humorous Running Solid Water
Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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Mean Opiates Television
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Hobbes Progress Scientific Progress
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Lips Moving Thinking
My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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Problem Tiny Trouble
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Looks never Prepared
[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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Looks Scrabble Vowels
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Acid Failing Tests
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible
I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Bumper Funny Mind Sticker Wander
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Examine Fun Garden Life
Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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Painting Solve Tigers Vans
We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Allow Current History Need Prejudices Versions
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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Cheat Game Idiotic Lose Play Sneaky Some Undermanned
Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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Really Running Stupid

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.

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