When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
BILL WATTERSONHobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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