I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
BILL WATTERSONNo sport is less organized than Calvinball.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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All the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they’ll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won’t be the same as what I grew up with.
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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