I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
BILL WATTERSONNo sport is less organized than Calvinball.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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