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To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.

Bill Watterson

Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Hobbes Thinking Wells
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Peace Play War
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Beautiful Life Success
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients
In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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Culture Excess Good Life
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Funny Inspirational Sarcastic
I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Amazed Ideas Mind Wander
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks
You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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Army Handy Knife Swiss Time
Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Speaking Talking Thinking
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Fairness Favors World
Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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Boys Kids Resources Scary Supposed
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Snow Winning
Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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Envy Successful Years
That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Problem Science Trying Unimaginable
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life
Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
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Dad Mom Peas Plan Sorry
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Admire Special World
From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Conformity Connect Dots Way
Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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Footstep Important Made Matter Precious
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste
You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Enemy Maybe Needs Take Yeah

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