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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.

Bill Watterson

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Funny Inspirational Sarcastic
One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Fantasies Head Realistically Since
What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Point Rockets Ships Wearing
That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Problem Science Trying Unimaginable
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Acid Failing Tests
Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Demand Ecstasy Enough
Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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Believe Evil Men
Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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Drugs Missing Rooms Trashed
I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Doubt Listening Nagging
I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Dessert Food Funny Vegetarian
In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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Long Memories Outside School Successful Term
I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Detours Ideas Recognizing Success Trying
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Humorous Running Solid Water
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut

I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.

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