Bill Watterson
BILL WATTERSONLeader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink
BOOTH TARKINGTONThere are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
BILL WATTERSONFew things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
BILL WATTERSONI hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
BILL WATTERSONWe all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
BILL WATTERSONI’d hate to have a kid like me.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
BILL WATTERSONWith each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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